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- colordefense - - colordefense -

Rated 2 / 5 stars

It's too laggy!

Every time I get hit it lags for half a second and the next square will always hit me. Cut down on the particle effects or at least put a quality option in.


Coolio-Niato responds:

As I said in my commentary,

***You can change quality in the pause menu (press P)

REad man READ. =)


Be Unique Be Unique

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Need a round timeout

Theres so many fuckheads that take forever to choose, give them 5 seconds to choose instead of as long as they want


Kempt responds:

:O) It's like women choosing clothes eh?!


Shape Invasion Shape Invasion

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good, cept for one thing......

The lag is shocking once you hit Lv25... and at 35 it was unplayable. However one thing I noticed, is that it lags badly even when very few shapes are on the screen, and I just have 1 rocket and my main gun. I have a suspicion that you are either creating a billion entities of the shapes before each level, or that the particle effects of the shapes exploding are not properly removed, either way thats really bad optimization, and its the only reason I can think of that im lagging with barely any instances on the screen at all.



BR III: Gemini BR III: Gemini

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Good Work... But

Could you settle down a bit on the particle effects? The First boss and the Final boss were both almost impossible to beat because of the lag. And I have a mid-high range computer.



Multiplayer Jelly Battle Multiplayer Jelly Battle

Rated 5 / 5 stars

PURE GOLD!

This is the best game on Newgrounds HANDS DOWN

The single player is fun, but the multiplayer is just incredible.

Keep up the good work, Also if you make a Jelly Battle 2 you'll have my 5/5 :D



Ball Revamped (Game) Ball Revamped (Game)

Rated 1 / 5 stars

It's too fucking hard!

What the fuck was that?

Starting from Lv42ish the game is just fucking impossible. The only way to get through those gaps is with powerups. And you have like a 1/50 chance of getting a good one near the start.

It would be possible with BR4's gravity system but the physics in this game are fucking bullshit. One tap of a key changes the Velocity so much that its impossible to get through most of the gaps.

Sure, a challenging game is good. But when you have to spend 4 minutes on the same small level its just fucking ridiculous.



Rome Puzzle Rome Puzzle

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Well it was fun, for the 5 minutes it lasted

Will you retards stop spamming New grounds with your stupid demos?



BotArena3 BotArena3

Rated 3 / 5 stars

How about making it POSSIBLE for a start?

Good game
Great idea
Excellent Execution... except for one thing

The game is fucking impossible. I got up to the 4th fight and tried for TWO FUCKING HOURS to beat it. I did EVERYTHING. I tried distractions, i tried every single strategy i could think of. I even hacked the fucking game to get unlimited money. And I STILL couldnt beat the 4th fight.

The enemies have weapons better than the ones availiable to you. They have better shielding. I tried everything I could think of! Bar hacking the weight limit to be increased I cant find a way to win.

2 Perfect bots
2 good bots and a decoy
3 average bots
2 crappy bots and one good one

I tried EVERY combination I could think of with almost every strategy

If this game is actually possible speak up now, cause i sure as hell dont see a way...



F2Jam v3 F2Jam v3

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Great game!

This game is great! It's VERY difficult at first. But give it 10 minutes of practise, set everything on low, and you'll be having loads of fun. Then slowly move up difficulties over the next 5 or so hours you play it >_>

Oh, and to the last reviewer. You're a fucking retard. It's YOUR fault the thing isn't in focus. Read the fucking message and stop clicking outside of the flash. Did you understand that? or do I have to repeat it to you?


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Biggification Biggification

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Not all THAT original but still incredibly fun

This game is great!

The idea has been done similarly before but the great music and awesome backgounds made this game miles above the rest.

I have up at 3.8 million because my hand was killing me. I can't believe I made the top 10! (It will be gone in 10 minutes knowing my luck)


MaxManning responds:

Congrats. Thanks again to DarkVampiire for the music.